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FF – The World’s Oldest Art Form

Image copyright Carole Erdman-Grant

The World’s Oldest Art Form

Grafitti’s the world’s oldest art from. Why everybody suddenly got a problem with it?

The law’s had a problem for a while, young lady.

If Banksy did it, it’d be worth millions. I’m just as good as him.

I’d still arrest him.

You’d rather a boring ugly wall than a nice bright one?

What I’d rather is irrelevant. If an owner wants murals, they…

They gotta pay.

They choose. And yes, they pay.

P’raps I’ll send ‘er a bill.

Perhaps you’ll come with me.

She might like it.

The Queen does not commission murals on her palace walls to doorsteppers.


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