The World’s Oldest Art Form
Grafitti’s the world’s oldest art from. Why everybody suddenly got a problem with it?
The law’s had a problem for a while, young lady.
If Banksy did it, it’d be worth millions. I’m just as good as him.
I’d still arrest him.
You’d rather a boring ugly wall than a nice bright one?
What I’d rather is irrelevant. If an owner wants murals, they…
They gotta pay.
They choose. And yes, they pay.
P’raps I’ll send ‘er a bill.
Perhaps you’ll come with me.
She might like it.
The Queen does not commission murals on her palace walls to doorsteppers.
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